And I am still in so many fandoms omfg. I am still the same sassy-karkat, regardless of the deleting incident and you can still message me about anything without annoying me!
using low level pokemon as sacrifices to stall so you can heal the pokemon you actually give a shit about
- Cat nurse: I hear him singing sometimes. In my head. Such ancient songs.
- Face of Boe: ALL THE SINGLE LADIES. All the single ladies.
- Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
- Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
- Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
- Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?
I was playing Minecraft, and I decided to go north with no materials other than the items i already had in pockets. For two REAL days I have spent my time going nothing but north. I eventually reached an ocean and I jumped in and swam…and swam… I was running out of food and just as i was about to give up and drown myself, i stumbled upon the most amazing thing i have ever seen. An island of 1 block sticking out of the ocean with a red rose resting on top. Against all odds, that one rose grew on that one block. This has given me hope, and i must believe that against all odds, I too can live on. I must keep going.
that was the most inspiring thing i’ve ever read
Are you fucking kidding me.
“MEET TUMBLRS NEW STEPMOMMY”
“MARISSA MAYER <3 DAVID KARP”
“WE LOVE YOU MOMMY”
“ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE TUMBLR’S STEPMOM ON YOUR DASH”
PERKS OF DATING ME
> I’M SOFT
> IF I EVER HAVE FRENCH FRIES ILL SHARE THEM W/ U
> IF ANYONE IS EVER MEAN TO YOU I’LL SNEAK INTO THEIR HOUSE AND FLUSH A PAD DOWN THEIR TOILET
i realized that i had all 3 of these tabs open and i had to take a moment to reflect on my life